life + eurovision + nations test/tag

hi guys!! how ya been??
Personally I feel like flying! Today I had time (and willing) to go running for the first time in weeks! so I'm quite tired but satisfied

I also finished almost all my exams, (Except the one to improve my catalalonian language mark... I HATE CATALONIAN )

but EUROVISION was great!! not the result, in my opinion azerbaijan sucked, but some others, specially ireland (I'm glad Ireland won In Australian voting

But the most importan was that I could watch it with some good friends ^^

oh, and I really love my girl >///<






and now a little tag/test/wehatever it is   stolen from: long time ago!

BRITISH
[x ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (EH?)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell.”  (I use bloody hell VERY often)
[] Fish and chips are yummy. (I never tasted them… but I wish to!)
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x ] It's football.... Not soccer.

(Total = 6)


AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year. (=_= in winter? No thaks)
[x] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops. (I always called them thongs xD)
[x] You love a backyard barbie. (of course!! When I lived with my grandparents, twice a year my grandma used to buy the best meat and we spent the whole day… okay okay… I’ll shut up!)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.  (And I’m freak enough to have learnt the oz dictionary from portaloceania.com)
[ ] You love the beach. (not too much ^^U)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (everyone does!)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (sport? What is that?)
[] You are tanned. (I’m white as milk u.u)
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something. ( I just remembered it! a lisence plate ¬¬ don't ask)

(Total = 5)


ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[x] You speak some Italian. ( buitoni dictionary xDDD)
[x] You are under 5'10'' (unkuckely yes!)
[] Pizza/spaghetti are the best foods in the world...   (not bad, but…)
[x] You talk with your hands. (everyone does ^^)

(Total = 3 ^^U)


SPANISH
[] You say 'member’ instead of remember.   (NOONE DOES!! Not at least Spanish people)
[x] You speak Spanish or some (of course)
[] You like tacos (IN SPAIN WE DO NOT EAT TACOS LIKE MEXICANS!! Bloody hell!!)
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUteR (OF COURSE NOT!! And unless you’re cani no one in spain does!)
[] You are dark skinned. (pss… no)
[x ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (really fast)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair (yeah! Purple)
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total = 5  --> DOES NOT COUNT!! Some of the points are stupid!!!


RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (hah?)
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. (not! If my grandparent’s house doesn’t counts… but they live in Ukraine, so not)
[x ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (dosens)
[] You don't get cold easily  (brrrr…. )
[] You get into contests all the time.  (what kind of relationship does it have with Russia?)
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (no thanks)
[x] You can speak some Russian (of course)
[] You love listening to techno (what the hell has it to do to Russia

Total = 3  (something wrong here…)


POLISH
[ x] Your parents let you drink (yes, but only wine)
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you’re Polish
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total= 1 well…  for a Poland cosplayer it’s a crap, but it seems that all this test is



IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best. (wine!)
[] You have a bad temper. (generally not)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x ] You have blue or green eyes. (stone-blue ^^)
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland
[ ] You have/had red hair
[x] You have/had freckles. (specially in summer u.u)

Total = 3


AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. (what?)
[ ] You have nappy hair. (Eh?)
[ ] You like rap (Fucking hate it!)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (I’d like to!)
[x] You like chicken (Who doesn't!  )
[x] You like watermelon (seeeeh)
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel. (Gospel?)
[ ] You smoke newports. (I HATE SMOKING)

Total = 1


ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (of course!!! )
[] You are good at math (math? What kind of animal is it?)
[] You have played the piano. (no u.u)
[ ] You have family from Asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total = 1


GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good
[] You speak some German (suben strujen bajen!)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi  (noone does)
[] You went to Pre-school.  (no I didn’t any problem?)
[x] You're under 5'4”

Total = 3



CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house. (Grew up on a farm)
[ ] You watch Degrassi.

Total = 3



FRENCH
[] You like French toast
[ x] You love wine ( A LOT)
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail (yeah, of course… cargols a la llauna! Mmm)
[] You like fashion. (don’t care at all)
[x ] You have been to France. (and it wasn’t one of the best trips I had)
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (atheist)

Total = 3


AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians (but I don’t like musllims because of their treatment to the woman)
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x ] But love the death penalty (sometimes, it’s needed)
[ ] You don't read ( I read all the time!)
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.

Total = 2



NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair (stone-blue eyes and dark-blond hair)
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before. (with my grandpa)

Total= 5



BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (actually… I have onions and tomatoes in the balcony)
[x] You like french fries.
[ x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (yeah!)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[x ] You call a pub or bar a café (XDDDD)
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (VISCA EL BARÇA!)
[x ] You drive/own a French or German car. (my mother has a renaut, she’ll give it to me as soon as I could get the license)
[x ] You have a lot of comments on your government. (oooh yeeeasss)
Total=6



DUTCH
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (of course)
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions (I'm very enthusiastic)
[x] You have a cheerful nature. (generally ^^)
[] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania. (eh?)
Total=3



ARAB
[x ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english”.
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. ( I like Galician food, and it’s not only fish)
[] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin”
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1




yaaaaah!!! Finished!! ^^
Srsly… some questions are a total crap!!
Acording to this test I’m more british and Belgian (never were) than Spanish (live in) or Russian (born in)
Ò_o?




and since I'm so badass and awesome I'll tag some poor souls xDDD
                            

uff!! I think it's already alright
(me he pasado tres pueblos -_-U)